Best Caption Wins! (in Contests)

This idea behind this contest is very simple: I want you to come up with the funniest possible caption for this image.

For an idea of how to come up with a funny caption for any given image, just Google "demotivators" sometime. That's a perfect example of what I'm looking for.

Rules: Caption must fall under the CB PG guidelines.
You may not enter multiple times in a row; wait for someone else to enter before you enter again.

Prize money up for grabs is 100k again.

Go!



If Photobucket decides to hate on my images again, the backup link to view the image is here: Pixilis hosted version

First rule of the Lion Knighthood:
ALWAYS make sure your lion is well fed.

oh for the lack of an edit button...

That was supposed to have

"(the Siegfried and Roy rule)"

at the end

If I woke up one day and said I wanted to dress up like a knight and ride lions. I would undoubtedly get locked up in the state ward. This loon does it, and they pay him millions and millions... *sigh* At least this way I don't have to deal with getting shot in the rear by over zealous HAL teams.

Two words...

"FOR GONDOR!"

"One does not simply WALK INTO MORDOR!!!"

Hakuna Matata

And to think I was laughed at when I said I wanted to be He-Man when I grew up.....eat your heart out Kindergarden! Now where did Battle Cat's Saddle go......oh...wait....no...not yet!

Jadis The White Witch: You know, Aslan, I'm a little disappointed in you. Did you honestly think by all this that you could save the human traitor? You are giving me your life and saving no one. So much for love. Tonight, the Deep Magic will be appeased, but tomorrow, we will take Narnia forever! In that knowledge, despair... and die!

legolaslan!

Lion: giving food a ride to my place

He won't take this lyin' down.
(pardon the horrific pun)

"SERIOUSLY, could someone PLEASE turn the wind machine DOWN!!!!"

I've got such a boring job..

After Simba's Fame in Lion King he was type cast and unable to get a decent job in show biz.

"Mrrrreow!"

'Mounts'

Don't try to ride a lion in real life, even if they do it in Warcarft...

Having been laughed at for his previous Star Wars costume, Michael chose to show up at Comic-Con with the greatest Cosplay outfit EVER.

This... is... SPARTA!!!

Chartered accountants - They tame lions!

"NATURAL SELECTION - Thank god it exists"

Lion: "Wonder if he knows i'm gonna bite his head for this"?

SHINY SHIN GUARDS

While often useful and eye catching, a cup would probably have been a better choice given the situation.

FUR

The only reason the lion is doing what you ask is because it's impossible to get blood out of fur.

BAD KITTY.

Thinks he's Superman.

Increasingly high gas prices forced Hugo to trade his SUV in for a lion.

OWWW! Faster Kimbo!! I've been shot in the butt with an arrow!

Lion-"Oh God im not gonna make it!"

Man- "Oh God hes not gonna make it"

Lion: "I've lost all my pride"

Some of these are great. :D

Keep it coming! You can enter more than once!

Lions are sissies
They get ridden by a guy named Sven

Circus Lions
The lack of thumbs makes suicide nearly impossible

Lions Lament
Hey at least it's better than belonging to Paris Hilton

Castration
Hell of a thing to do...

Bloodlust Instinct
Failing top tier predators since 1874

Talent
Is virtually indistinguishable from insanity

Smug Expressions
That lion must be a hybrid

Caucasians
Good sense apparently left with all the pigment

Wishes
No I'm sorry, captain velvet diaper lived.

Housecats
Secretly plotting to avenge the shame brought on by this

Oddbird
Wouldn't turn a date with Sven down

>.>

his name is askold zapashny


forreals

You can try this home but be prepared for serious self injury

I'm only putting up with this because I'm the mane attraction. Besides, it beats Lion around.

Innovation:
Not every new idea is a good idea.
~

Circus Clowns
They're what's for dinner!

Is this the "lol cat" contest?

Mice
Scare men and lions alike.

Teh XP wins! :D

"One does not simply walk into Mordor."
~Boromir

I'm going to bring this up for just a little longer and see if I get any more good entries, and then I'll make a decision. :)

PETA DISCLAIMER:
No animals were harmed during the making of this picture.
As far as the human goes, well now, he should have known better shouldn't he.

Quick Simba! To the next thread argument!

Much like an unwanted child, this thread was locked in a closet and forgotten. For shame...

Hurry up Simba, I really need to take a crap!

Mine just can't be PG >.<
Innuendo that's bordering the line past The Exp's epic contribution

As another lesser thought.

Bush Gardens just became a little too up-close and personal

"Your gonna Die Clown!"

The Experience wins....hilarious and epic. :D

Sorry, I totally forgot this thread after the tourney started, my mind was elsewhere.

Your prize money has been sent!

QBOddFish (Rogue) 4.252.12.121 The Experience (The Experience) $100000 -- winner! 4:52 PM EDT