You'll probaly need a dictionary (in Contests)

The contest is, to post the longest string of difficult words that still make sense. I'm only judgeing the first 15 posts. Prize is 20k. Please don't copy of websites or advenced thoery books. Try to make it up yourself.

PS. Remember I said difficult words. No algebra equations. And by longest string of words I mean a couple of sentences.

tscm
I win. :)

It would help if you don't post acronyms

Antidisestablishmentarianism's incoherent rationalizations ridicule rationality. Utilitarian idealisms rectify rancid theological hypocrisies; conversely theist idealism exemplified via allegory demonstratively illustrates philanthropic tendencies.

(YES, I know it sucks...but considering it only took five minutes and I used nothing but the spell check in firefox to do it...I'm proud of my "work")

President Bush's obdurate and ascetic stance on antidisestablishmentarianism is operose to comprehend due to the incomprehensibilities of his vernacular (which I theorize may be attributed to an intemperate case of pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis), or perhaps I am simply recalcitrant and cognize his suppositions as the epitome of floccinaucinihilipilification due to his vilification of atheism.

Who am I kidding? Anyone that can top novice and kulturs comment would probably be building a time machine...contest ends in 15 hours or 12PM Mountain Time

I m be dur smarterest den dem.

flamewind, September 24 2005 3:19 PM EDT

I am out here where chairs couldnt canonize facetious changeable accelerants nevertheless unmentionable overprotective containerboards counterattacking misunderstandings counterdemonstrate histopathologically electrocardiographic counterdemonstrations It SHOULD be structurally correct...

QBOB, September 24 2005 3:53 PM EDT

I do not know where family doctors acquired illegibly perplexing handwriting; nevertheless, extraordinary pharmaceutical intellectuality, counterbalancing indecipherability, transcendentalizes intercommunications' incomprehensibleness.

Two old posts from one of my first contests. =)

Heh. Someone should probably fix the HTML there, I just slaughtered this thread. *grins*

40 more minuets

Kulter, how does the name of a special form of silicosis caused by ultra-microscopic particles of silica volcanic dust attribute to Bush's antidisestablishmentarianism ?

Took me about 45 minuets on wikipedia to make my answer...

Alright, contest is over and I'd like to say everyone did an ecpesialy god job...EXCEPT NOVICE....j/k =) So everyone gets 6.5k ( By everyone I mean Novice and Kulter and OB.)

fame541 (Black Magic) 75.50.233.184 QBOB (Team Unstoppable) $6500 2:09 PM EDT
fame541 (Black Magic) 75.50.233.184 Kultur[T] (Theseus) $6500 2:08 PM EDT
fame541 (Black Magic) 75.50.233.184 novice[T] (Violent Femmes) $6500 2:08 PM EDT

thanks....I think I'm going to steal your idea for another contest...