Zach/BBQ's Insanity Treaty (in Public Record)

I'm making this thread just to confirm that BBQ has officially gone insane.. maybe for tonight, maybe forever who knows..

please confirm

THERE'S ORAGEL ON ME FACE

no more peppermint shmore schnapps

BBQ you told me you loved me!

BBQ + DH = <3 4 EVA

<3 ALWAYS

I carve this in a tree

thats copyright infringement...you owe me 500k for carving Dirty Hippy (tm) into a tree

err its also trademarked...

Dirty Hippy (tm) (c)

Yes, but I've already pre-registered your trademark.

Dirty Hippy (tm) (c) (R)

You owe ME 1 millions man

I'm comin tomorrow to collect with abaseball bat

its rusty

wait...where did you find a rusty bat? thats against the rules!
Im bribing Jon to nerf your rusty bat

*stands up from his recently given bootydance*

I'M AFRAID YOU'LL FIND THAT YOUR BRIBES ARE NO LONGER ENOUHG

"contributes a witty response"

*counter-responds with a wittier response involving a questioning of DH's masculinity*

*prepares to collect what is owed him*

*responds with a less witty comment, but strikes deeply at BBQ with Mom jokes*

OHHHH SNAP.

Mum jokes on CB, now I've seen it ALL!!

*emotes in a responsive manner and defuses the situation like an expert bomb squad man who knows whether or not to cut the red or blue wire and makes the correct choice even though he's struggling with the decision because there is always only like TWO FREAKING SECONDS left on the bomb timer I mean really shouldn't they just decide when there's like 45 seconds left or something but the point is it was successful and New York was not evaporated*