Rapping about CB2! (in Contests)

Lets see what you all got. with pistal Pete on the beat box, i challange you all to a PG rap battle about CB2 here we go......Ppffff pop pfff pfff pfff pop tisssmy .. its like this, carnage blender.......fender bender, random words that.....go together. i bust rhymes better then the dhila llama, you ask me a question psshhh ask your gandma. im the biggest thing in cb next to jonny of course. il show no remorse. so lets all indorse.....my misuse of spelling....everyones yellin. like that commercle "are you gellin"...im a fellen, here to steal all your clan points, il bust my finger joint........just to make you fell sorrow, so can i borrow alittle pride.....like in that movie zorrow. or was it zorro, i just...dont know. so now i open the floor to all you CBers and more, but you cant beat me....i have a 47k score

Is rapping a bannable offense? PLEASE?

Ahem.

Yo Xion, I wonder how you can even pretend you got skill. I'm a white boy who doesn't rap, but I'm about to get ill. Still, you need a dictionary with your phony rap, so I can understand it without wearing a dunce cap. Just like my minds a steel trap, I'll CoC you until you're a polar ice cap. Defrost you then hang you up on my wall, while I farm you let me take this conference call.

Hopefully you get another reply, cause then maybe we could see eye to eye. 'Cause you need to use the spellcheck, deciphering your script is a pain in the neck. I've just about had enough of myself, so let this be the first rap by a Dark Elf.

Yeah, it's bad. But I felt the need to add a little humor to this post. =)

Listen up Ill tell you what you need to know
It wont matter so much, just go with the flow

when you come into the chat I greet cha
when you ask me how I do it I teach cha
with my opinion baseball bat I preach cha
all the better for my mind to reach cha

NUB's will come and NUB's will fall
bet Im the longevity master with insane gall
You might fight and you might farm,
but mess with Shimmer will cause you harm

when you fight my strat I kill ya
when you ask me how I do it I thrill ya
with a better strat I drill ya
like a Rainbow in the Mist gorilla

flames will burn and cold will freeze
if you come up against me you best say please
cause in the end Im like a disease
that can wipe you out with just one sneeze

Thats what I got from the top of my head,
free flowing ryhmes that are dropping you dead
so perhaps you should stop right there instead
of posting something stupid like a girl named Fred.

PEACE

You said this is the first rap by a dark elf. Well make it your last, let time pass, as no one laughs. And our heads collapse. Till we cant bare, you got rap skills so bad it rare. Like a disease you cant cuare. Eating our inner ear till we can hear, or see. Because your rhyme are so bad it forcefully, takes away our sight. I just might, be better then you. Ahhh, heck with modesty. I’m like the player and you’re like the fool. Now I now, “keep this PG 13,keep it nice and clean, don’t call name and don’t be mean” but your offence was much greater them mine. That rap was so bad, you need a fine. Or at lest redefine your rendition of rap. Wail I was reading it I took a nap. I forgot all about it, went camping and pitched a tarp. I got home and hit you with a carp. And to your eyes it peck……….oh and btw this time I used spell check

No hard feelings, just for humor

i dont know what thous "A" things are

For the love of all humanity, good and evil. STOP! Oh, but Sefton you go on. I liked yours :). Everyone else hush!

flowing is bad umm kay.

novice... that was a horrible southpark reference... bad boy!

This is rediculous... lol

Im white,so i can't rap.
But i can jump,over you cap

Thats so bad,forget that

;p

A! B! C! One! Two! Three! I really enjoy, playing CB!

Yo! Aight? Okay! Yeh! What!? Do you feel me? Ugh!

Now, time to record this beauty, top the 'music' charts and make me a few million yo-yo. :)

Oh sweet lord... why couldn't you just let this thread die...

Let it die? Nevah! We must continue this! To tomorrow, and beyond tomorrow and so forth!

i weep for the future


actually, i just weep for me, right now, having to watch you people shame rap when it can actually be good if done well. that's right. i said it. i've had this argument a million times and.....

cool down. let's just say i dont want to get into it again.

alright alright, let a real white boy have a shot at it.....

I play CB
All the time
I hate gun's face,
And he hates mine
I was pretty cool
Had a lot of friends
Then the fat loser Mem
Pulled up in his Benz.
I really got mad
And started to attack
Then the multi
Went "quack quack quack!"
TSCM came and started to fight
But his moves,
Were way too tight.
He hit Mem with a sling, the armor was a bad thing.
When T went down, he hit the floor with a "cling".
He got back up, and swung at Mem,
but only succeeded
In clocking Zem.
Then along came Ranger,
Saying we were all fools.
That we weren't using
the right tools.
He said jon goes.
He walked to me,
and punched me in the nose.
He gave us the knowledge
Gave Pit TAB
And now i'm finally done,
with this R-A-P





oh hell, i like it. :P i should copyright that.

Xion[3-14159] (Philosophy) 24.86.43.145 Dark Dreky (Dark Dreky) $5000 11:36 PM EDT

for making a rap

also

Xion[3-14159] (Philosophy) 24.86.43.145 Sefton (Shimmer) $5000 11:38 PM EDT

Xion[3-14159] (Philosophy) 24.86.43.145 [BW]Taylor (WolfKing) $5000 11:37 PM EDT

It's all about the blendering, baby

Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah

It's all about the blendering, baby
It's all about the blendering, baby
It's all about the blendering (It's all about the blendering, baby)
It's all about the blendering (It's all about the blendering, baby)
Yeah

Whatcha wanna do????

Wanna be blenders? De-fenders? Lenders?
Wastin time with all those NUB contenders?
6-12, become a big spender?
Either way, you're gonna be an offender.


Yeah, payin the bills with my mad camping* skills
giving it all away just for thrills

I got me a million MPR to spend
I take down multis and I don't get scammed
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, clickin' "Fight" on my mizouse
Upgrade my networth at least twice a day
But it's ok, I ain't afraid of PR anyway
I'm down with Jonathan, I call him "Sysop" for short
I phone him up at home and I make him change his last retort
It's all about the blendering, what?

You've gotta be the dumbest NUB I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think strat is really neato
It's about as balanced as Judge Ito
You're usin' a DCM? Don't make me laugh
Your level up in what, a day and a half?
You should just unlearn all of your stats, but not yet
because you got yourself into way too much debt
Your character is a disaster
You've got a morgul hammer on your main caster

Hey fella, I bet you're still mooching off your mentor, {CB1}Slayer
Tryin' to forge, like you're a tycoon item seller
And postin' "Help me!!1!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
But you can't submit a post cause you're too poor of a speller
You're just about as useless as jpegs to Hellen Keller+


It's all about the blendering! (It's all about the blendering, baby)
It's all about the blendering! (It's all about the blendering, baby)
It's all about the blendering! (It's all about the blendering, baby)
It's all about the blendering! (It's all about the blendering, baby)

Whatcha wanna do????

Wanna be blenders? De-fenders? Lenders?
Wastin time with all those NUB contenders?
6-12, become a big spender?
What?!


[Ok, I can't do the last verse... This is long..]

*new form: forging (that's for you, Sef)
+Had to leave that one in there... it's my favorite

Typo: You think strat is really neato
Fix: You think your strat is really neato