Help! (in Off-topic)

I'm still trapped at work. Somebody please comes save me.

/me puts on uniform and plays james bond music

Is the elevator inoperable?

dang, that ruins my plans..

I'm in the first floor. I'm too much a a chicken to jump through the window though. Glass cutters anyone?

Don't panic, Mr. Vestax - we can talk you through this! First, you need to locate your workstation's CPU. It's probably a skinny rectangular box either to the side, or underneath you desk. If you still have trouble locating it, follow the wires coming out of the back of your monitor - they'll end at the CPU. We'll hold while you locate your CPU, Mr. Vestax...

Explosive [BLANK]

doesn't matter what word you insert after explosive, it's a no questions excuse. For a follow up, I suggest the answer "bad fish".

I'm still here! The walls are closing in! I think I found the CPU, but it just won't die! OMG!! I'm going to die in this place!!!!

In other news, I found some lose change and a chocolate kiss while scrounging around on the floor. Score!

Don't disable the CPU Vestax then you will be still trapped at work and unable to get on CB to boot.

I suggest pulling the fire alarm.

FIRE?!! WHAT FIRE?!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhh.......

The one coming from your feet as you run in circles ;-)

And watch the caps, please :-P

LoL....too funny. But on the positive side, you can at least log on at work...I work for sprint and they're too smart for us. They set up the network with intranet only (no i didn't spell it wrong). /me sobs jealously

Your right. Thankfully access to the internet (spelled correctly) is a necessary evil at my work. Mwahahahaha... Ah yeah, I'm still here. They keep asking me to stay, like I'm important or something.

Word not in spell checker: Mwahahahaha (Why?)

Well hopefully you are getting paid by the hour and aren't on salary.

Sub Contracted. Means I get paid by the hour but I don't get overtime and they don't want me working over a certain amount per month.

I'm free. *dances*

Now... I need to go to bed so I can go to work early in the morning. :P

LoL...Vicious cycle, eh?