I was thinking of some wonderful nerfs last night as a drifted off to the land where I never run out of BA...
Asbow - Gives a percentage chance of missing your attack (magic or ranged) that round, fires from back to front.
Exbow - Damage delt in ranged vrs. str or dd of opponent, if damage matches or beats a % of opponents lvl, opponent is delays a number of rounds in melee, also fires back to front
Elbow - Take the best weapon in the game and nerf it till is sucks...oh wait it's already done. (heh heh j/k)
DM - make it use up points for every point of ED taken (if you dispell a 50k AS on the front minion with a 60k DM, you only have 10K left to dispell GA on the second)
FF - No HP, must train AS.
BoNE - why pick on a sick puppy...look at the items list biggest bone is what a quarter as big as the largest weapon
CoI - make the increased caster lvl only apply vrs amf, not damage
Corn - they should really cost more...no really, I'm serious
Db's - Since I like taking credit for this terrible idea in the first place, I'm gonna say put DB's back the way they were, lousy AC and minor evasion bonus!
Tats - All tat's are now lesser tat's except rangers.