Transfer Message Contest (in Contests)
[T]Vestax
July 6 2005 4:10 AM EDT
This how it works. Send an item or cash or combination of both to Storage Tank. Then include with the transfer a message. The winning submission wins everything sent as well as $10,000. I will also be paying for the transfer fees of the prizes as they go to the winner.
Submissions will be judged based on the relation between the message and the item/money transfered as well as how funny the transfer was. I will pick the winner based on this criteria. Non-PG submissions will be disqualified and no refunds will be made.
This will be tricky since the space aloud to make the message is short (20 characters), which is why I think this would be an interesting contest. I will allow running gags if you wish, but sending an item and part of the message followed by $1 transfers with the rest of the message defeats the purpose of this contest. I'll provide a few examples just to give you an idea.
Transfer: $1
Message: My daily earnings
Transfer: $100,000
Message: My taxes owed
Transfer: Tulwar
Message: Useless Item
The first two can be a running gag. They are each amusing on their own, but together they are much funnier. Each part of a running gag ought to be able to stand on it's own is all I'm saying. Just to let you know before someone complains that I ignored their multi transfer joke.
Once you have made your submission please post the transfer log up on this post just as you would for any Public Record deal. The transfer log will include the items sent and the message, so that is all you'll need to post.
Good luck to you all.
Aco
July 6 2005 6:41 AM EDT
you should realise their isn't supposed to be any gain for you in these contests and you should send the items/money back, right? :P
bartjan
July 6 2005 6:50 AM EDT
Aco, if this was a reading contest you just won the last place ;)
Lukey (Banky) 142.68.199.117 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) $608 -- upside down "bog" 7:16 AM EDT
Lukey (Banky) 142.68.199.117 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) $604 -- upside down "hog" 7:16 AM EDT
Lukey (Banky) 142.68.199.117 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) $1134 -- upside down "hell" 7:15 AM EDT
:D Good ol' Math Class :D
well im not going to send you $8008135 ;D
Carnt Spall
July 6 2005 7:32 AM EDT
Carnt Spall (Diggles) 203.96.211.15 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Chain Mail ($8450) -- Bad
Carnt Spall (Diggles) 203.96.211.15 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Double Chain Mail ($14000) -- Twice as Bad
Aco
July 6 2005 11:22 AM EDT
reading never was my best point actually....
QBRanger
July 6 2005 11:23 AM EDT
I think Carnt already won with that submission.
Aco
July 6 2005 11:33 AM EDT
Aco (Ac0) 82.161.115.107 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) $1 -- payback on p/p 11:33 AM EDT
sssimmo
July 6 2005 11:35 AM EDT
haha Ranger yeah....but jokes on him....he wins his DCM back ha!!
AdminShade
July 6 2005 11:37 AM EDT
Shade (Ilúvatar) GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) $1337 -- 'leet' 11:34 AM EDT
Phaete
July 6 2005 11:47 AM EDT
Phaete (The Slayers) 82.92.99.119 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) $42 -- answer to everything 11:47 AM EDT
BooDiggens
July 6 2005 11:57 AM EDT
BooDiggity (Phi) 67.180.11.31 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Bastard Sword ($74811) -- Mom&Dad didn't wed?!
BooDiggity (Phi) 67.180.11.31 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) G.I. Joe Kung Fu Grip ($98474) -- WaaaaChaaaaaa!!!
[T]Vestax
July 6 2005 12:50 PM EDT
Nice submissions so far. I'll end the contest midnight tomorrow night and announce the winner.
smallpau1 (/\quaTeenHungerForce) 65.87.34.10 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) An Armet ($4431) -- Arm for your Head? 12:56 PM EDT
[T]Vestax
July 6 2005 1:31 PM EDT
Unposted Submissions:
Aco (Ac0) 82.161.115.107 GunProofVestax (Off Air) $1 -- payback on p/p plz 11:32 AM EDT
Hell's Razor22 (SilentThunder) 172.151.179.215 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Whip ($26) -- Ouch! 11:02 AM EDT
Colby (Majika) 70.148.249.252 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Whip ($26) -- Oh behave... 7:48 AM EDT
AdminShade
July 6 2005 2:15 PM EDT
Actually Aco did post ;)
AdminShade
July 6 2005 2:17 PM EDT
Shade (Ilúvatar) GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Double Chain Mail ($20518) -- For My Mage! 2:16 PM EDT
Shade (Ilúvatar) GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Heaume ($2525) -- For My Mage! 2:16 PM EDT
Shade (Ilúvatar) GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Tower Shield ($4430) -- For My Mage! 2:16 PM EDT
bartjan
July 6 2005 2:19 PM EDT
/me still remembers the days on CB1 when the #1 char was using Tower Shields for the mages...
House
July 6 2005 5:36 PM EDT
Rythgar (Walker Boh) 24.121.74.5 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Main Gauche ($2332) -- is this like quiche? 5:35 PM
House
July 6 2005 5:54 PM EDT
Rythgar (Walker Boh) 24.121.74.5 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Pair of Steel-shod Boots ($2190) -- NOT for river dance 5:54 PM EDT
Rythgar (Walker Boh) 24.121.74.5 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Kite Shield ($1959) -- my string broke... 5:53 PM EDT
[T]Vestax
July 6 2005 7:49 PM EDT
Current Prize Pot is up to:
$13,727
2 Double Chain Mail
1 Chain Mail
1 Armet
1 Heaume
1 Tower Shield
1 Named Katana
1 Bastard Sword
2 Whips
336 Arrows
$228,091 NW in items
[T]Vestax
July 6 2005 7:54 PM EDT
Sorry Forgot a few things. Prize Pot:
$13,727 CB2$
2 Double Chain Mail
1 Chain Mail
1 Armet
1 Heaume
1 Steel-shod Boots*
1 Tower Shield
1 Kite Shield*
1 Named Katana
1 Bastard Sword
1 Main Gauche*
2 Whips
336 Arrows
$234,572* NW in items
*Updated
dudemus (grasshopper) 12.162.129.13 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Ring Mail ($6079) -- engaging post? 8:15 PM EDT
smallpau1 (/\quaTeenHungerForce) 24.207.194.173 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Steel Breastplate ($17452) -- ThisCoverMyPasties? 9:21 PM EDT
jake(hi im jake)24.56.50.160(Storage Tank)GunProofVestax(Leather Gloves) it rely hot in this
jake(hi im jake)24.56.50.160(Storage Tank)GunProofVesta(Leather Armor) now im sweating
jake(hi im jake)24.56.50.160(Storage Tank)GunProofVesta(Leather Boots0 no im rely sweatin
maulaxe
July 7 2005 2:11 AM EDT
maulaxe (stIckSlayer) GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Sling ($3869) -- outrageous fortune 2:05 AM EDT
maulaxe (stIckSlayer) GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Sling ($10757) -- outrageous fortune 2:05 AM EDT
maulaxe (stIckSlayer) GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) 351 Arrows ($203) -- outrageous fortune 2:07 AM EDT
heh i would send, but you have more than 10 unequipped armor items and wep items :D
[T]Vestax
July 7 2005 2:41 AM EDT
It's okay, I moved stuff to Valk in order to make space. If the winner needs me to sell off items to the store and send the money, that will be arranged as well. So send away SC.
need room for one more, but dont make any transfers or it wil screw it all up!
[T]Vestax
July 7 2005 3:30 AM EDT
I made another char to handle all the transfers. Storage Tank is now empty so just keep sending the items there. If you do get an error, then Storage Bin is your next choice. The problem is mostly armour at the moment.
[SoM]Vampire King (The Last Samurai) 217.187.253.179 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Staff Sling ($582718) -- Slingin' Idiot Tax. 8:24 AM EDT
ok i was going to add this on to my first one but they guy was full so now i can so im adding this
hi im jake(jake)24.56.50.160(Storage tank)gunpoofvestax(hard leather cap) now i=pig
PureTrixta
July 7 2005 7:48 PM EDT
PureTrixta (DeJaVu) 172.188.216.113 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Lesser Fire Familiar ($6190) -- Smoke me a kipper 7:47 PM EDT
why does that staff sling have a NW of 582,718
Net worth is a measure of how much has been spent on upgrades.... soo, i guess that means he put 500k $ onto it on upgrades....
Yeah I know. But why?!?!?!?!
[T]Vestax
July 7 2005 11:29 PM EDT
The current Outragous Prize Pot is:
$13,728*
1 Lesser Fire Familiar*
2 Double Chain Mail
1 Chain Mail
1 Steel Breastplate*
1 Ring Mail*
2 Soft Leather Armor*
1 Robe*
1 Heaume
1 Armet
2 Hard Leather Cap*
1 Steel-shod Boots
2 Leather Boots*
2 Leather Gloves*
1 Tower Shield
1 Kite Shield
1 Named Katana
1 Bastard Sword
1 Main Gauche
2 Whips
1 Staff Sling*
2 Slings*
687 Arrows*
$868,825* NW in items
*Updated
Submissions end in half an hour, it may take me at most a day to pick the winner. I didn't expect the choice to be this hard. :)
Jason Bourne
July 8 2005 12:33 AM EDT
SoulCalibur (Death Spawn) 71.113.69.184 GunProofVestax (Off Air) A Robe ($2241) -- does this even help?
SoulCalibur (Death Spawn) 71.113.69.184 GunProofVestax (Valkyrie) A Soft Leather Armor ($973) -- Leathers are
SoulCalibur (Death Spawn) 71.113.69.184 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Hard Leather Cap ($705) -- So out
SoulCalibur (Death Spawn) 71.113.69.184 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Pair of Leather Gloves ($235) -- of Vogue
SoulCalibur (Death Spawn) 71.113.69.184 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Pair of Leather Boots ($459) -- Now :D
heh, totally forgot to post what i sent. but i sent it a long time ago :D
oh and if i win, send half of it to ranger, cause i totally stole his phrase :)
[T]Vestax
July 8 2005 10:34 AM EDT
Other unposted submissions:
PureTrixta (DeJaVu) 172.188.216.113 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Lesser Fire Familiar ($6190) -- Smoke me a kipper July 7 2005 7:47 PM EDT
hi im jake (jake) 24.56.50.160 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Hard Leather Cap ($705) -- now i=pig July 7 2005 12:10 PM EDT
maulaxe (stIckSlayer) 66.165.36.111 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) $1 -- penny 4 your thougts July 7 2005 2:00 AM EDT
[T]Vestax
July 8 2005 10:44 AM EDT
Gah, trixta's was up there already just trying to beat shade to a response here. btw, Aco had two submissions, one with plz at the end and one without.
(Adding words here cause I can't remember the way around the spell checker) =P
LumpBot
July 8 2005 10:49 AM EDT
Spaceman[camperr] (John Doe) 170.215.128.128 GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) A Lochaber Axe ($36032) -- Back in my day! 10:48 AM EDT
Hopefully the old CB1 players will see the humor in this =P
AdminShade
July 8 2005 11:09 AM EDT
Shade (Ilúvatar) GunProofVestax (Storage Tank) $2 -- My 2 cents 11:09 AM EDT
"why does that staff sling have a NW of 582,718"
--Oxtetor
I was trying to see if I could upgrade the PTH on the sling to a point where it was a viable weapon. It didn't work very well, hence the message "Slingin' Idiot Tax"
[T]Vestax
July 8 2005 12:12 PM EDT
Sorry Vampire King I didn't get it until I had already made my decision with a little help from someone, thanks again helper. As far as Shade's last response goes I'm afraid it's a late entry, but I had expected it from the beginning, I was starting to think no one would do it. :) As for SoulCalibur, I'm sorry, I did find your submissions funny, but if you read the rules carefully then you would know that dividing the message over many transactions defeats the purpose of the contest, good thing they were only leathers though and that they are totally out of style. :)
And no like some announcer who takes way to long to announce the winner. I'll tell you now that the entire prize pot goes to smallpau1. Runners up were Shade and BooDiggity. The helping judges favorite was Carnt Spall. Since this contest went so well I will also be giving two runner ups and Carnt Spall each $10,000 cash prizes from my own pocket as well.
Thank you all for making this contest a great success.
[T]Vestax
July 8 2005 12:13 PM EDT
opps, that was suppose to be html. =P
AdminShade
July 8 2005 1:14 PM EDT
fixed post :)
might as well let us know which submissions won :)
I hope he finds a use for the 582,718 NW Staff Sling. I didn't. :)
[T]Vestax
July 8 2005 8:21 PM EDT
Sorry Shade for not answering you sooner. I treated your submissions collectively, of course counting running gags more then two unrelated jokes. But what stood out for me was Smallpau1's Armet joke, your mage gear and leet joke, and BooDiggity's Bastard Sword submission.
Since I was allowing running gags I was disallowing people from winning multiple rankings. So Smallpau1's Breast plate and Boo's "Waaaaachaaa" went to thier credit, but I tried not to let this be a competition of who submitted most, just who submitted best.
As for the final word though I gave your three names, not submissions, to a trusted judge and he told me his pick with naming any particulars. If he wants to share what stood out as the best of your submissions, well then I'll leave it up to him to post it if he wants.
BooDiggens
July 8 2005 9:52 PM EDT
I 'd like to give maulaxe props on the Hamlet reference:
"...Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune..."
lol, im surprised the staff sling isnt at the top in item meta stats...lol
Undertow
July 8 2005 10:06 PM EDT
Omg, yah, I get that now. That's awesome Maulaxe.
It was the best staff sling in the game when I submited it to this contest. Not much longer after that it was overtaken.
maulaxe
July 8 2005 10:46 PM EDT
thanks, Boo! i looked in my transfer log and found it : )
From IP To What When
BooDiggity 67.180.11.31 maulaxe prop$ 9:53 PM EDT
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